1. deanprincesster:

    so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy

    (via minnavsd)

     

  2. vvorldwideweb:

    i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

    (via mirroir)

     
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  5. soujizz:

    omg i just realized

    theyre called pancakes

     because theyre like cakes

    but you cook them

    wait for it

    in a pAN

    image

    (Source: nyaegi, via madness4everyone)

     
  6. mentalalchemy:

    babyypond:

    i am fucking crying

    stop cryinG WIPE UR TEARS

    (Source: kraved)

     

  7. wank0ff:

    it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

    i’m just not a “waking up person”

    (Source: wxnkstain, via mirroir)

     

  8. overtextposts:

    koblala:

    never-kill-on-the-first-date:

    koblala:

    never-kill-on-the-first-date:

    koblala:

    never-kill-on-the-first-date:

    Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

    Yellow

    No it’s red because of his shirt

    No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

    You have no idea what you’re talking about

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    hDID I FUCKING STUTTER?

    Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

    (via one-voice-one-vision)

     
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  10. superwholockmunity:

    i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

    (Source: captainjeffwinger, via mentalalchemy)