1. catskid100:

    From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending  me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!

    (via madness4everyone)

     
  2. iamtonysexual:

    horus-zahak:

    biggggblack:

    aaamaaazooon:

    LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

    WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

    I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

    FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

    image

    THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

    image

    rub me on your body

    ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

    image

    IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

    I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

    image

    i’m so fucked up

    AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

    I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

    IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

    0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

    I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

    This post is my life force

    note to self: make an audio post of this

    (Source: braingremlin, via madness4everyone)

     
  3. ihannavi:

    pokemon-global-academy:

    HIM FREE!! The Great Pikachu Outbreak starting August 9th to August 17th

    This is to be the next biggest holiday. 

    I was listening to this when I say this.

    I was highly amused.

    (via mysoulhathseen)

     

  4. svrferblood:

    me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

    (via mirroir)

     

  5. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    (via mysoulhathseen)

     

  6. satans-nipples:

    i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

    (Source: uhmonda, via mysoulhathseen)

     

  7. heliolisk:

    Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     

  8. clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     

  9. annmariexrose:

    Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     
  10.